Fantasy Friday: Ahoy, Matey!

Today is Friday, September 19th, and it’s International Talk-Like-a-Pirate Day so, beware landlubbers, today’s Fantasy Friday post will undoubtedly contain gratuitous Pirate Talk. Arrrrrrrrrrrr.

“Ahoy, wench! How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?”

He’s wearing an eye patch and his Halloween costume from last year where he, unsuccessfully, tried to look like Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean. I can’t help but laugh and be incredibly attracted to him at this moment, because there’s nothing sexier than an unsuccessful pirate.

Playing along, I mutter, “Aye, sir. That’s the finest pirate booty I ever laid me eyes upon.” I catch him in an embrace as I say this, grabbing his ass for good measure.

He looks down upon my cleavage and whispers in my ear, “Wanna fuck me?” I laugh and begin to turn away when he says, “What I meant to say was, ‘Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?’”

“You know what that Pirate Talk does to me, don’t you?” I look him in the eye this time. Quite literally, his one exposed eye, as the other is hidden behind his pirate eyepatch. He winks.

“Hopefully it makes you very horny,” he grins as he says this, starting to bury his face in my cleavage. He looks up and says rather sheepishly, “Arrrrrrrrrrrr.”

There’s nothing that turns me on more than his silly sense of humor and his sheepish grin. And, of course, his eyepatch. I kiss him deeply for giving me the first genuine belly laugh I’ve had all day, and eventually the kiss turns into some heavy petting and fumbling and more laughter, until I’m beginning to undress him out of his pirate get-up and I find myself getting on my knees to find his buried treasure, if you know what I mean.

I unbuckle his belt and find his cock already standing at attention, and now it’s my turn to say, “Arrrr.” I lick his shaft starting at his balls and work my way upward, ending at his thick head where I take the tip of my tongue and swirl it all around, wrapping my lips around it gently and stroking his long shaft with my hand. He moans and places his hand on the back of my head, signaling that he wants more than just my tongue. I open my mouth fully now, swallowing his cock, and he begins to thrust slightly as I begin to work my way up and down rhythmically. My other hand massages his balls, and I think to myself how much I love being his saucy cockwhore wench.

His cock is drenched in my spit now, and my hand pumps faster while I turn my attention towards licking his balls and taking them fully into my mouth. He loves when I do this, and I can tell how turned on he’s getting because he’s thrusting harder now and moaning louder. It’s then that I take my bra off and lie down on the bed. Pushing my tits together, I say huskily, “Titty fuck me, you godless pirate you.”

He enthusiastically agrees, straddling me and placing his cock between my ample breasts, getting harder once he sees how fucking sexy his cock looks between my tits. It only takes a few thrusts before he’s ready to come, and when he does, I take his cock into my mouth and suck down his erupting man juice while he writhes and screams, “Fuuuuuuuucccckkkk! Aaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhh!” Like only a good pirate could.