That's One Way to Get Free Porn

At least you could say this guy was resourceful. He had a fake police badge in his toy chest, a flair for the dramatic, and a hardcore addiction to porn. The leather brace on his left arm should've been a tip-off, people. That and his ponytail. And the fact that he was driving a red Dodge neon. What self-respecting officer would drive a Dodge neon? I can only imagine that the leather brace on his wrist was his attempt at trying to look cool while at the same time providing some sort of therapeutic relief to his overworked left hand. Resourceful AND prudent. I so wanna meet this guy.

Man claimed he was detective to obtain porn