And Now in Other News...

Man in Nebraska rubs his ass and groin on windows, leaving greasy imprints.

I know what frottage is, but what would this be classified as? A window fetish? A fetish for displaying your ass and groin on a window? A fetish for leaving your ass-print on a window? Let's coin a new term, shall we? How about fromage?

Never mind, that's French for cheese. It works, though, no?