Your Honor,
I was drunk. I was on prescribed medication. I had diarrhea.
These were the excuses a New England man gave a judge in March when he was arraigned for mooning people on a bridge. He was fined $500. If only Paris Hilton used those same excuses, she might not be going to jail. Diarrhea is a golden excuse. She should use it when she's in the slammer and she has to mingle with the plebians. Just tell them you have diarrhea, dear. No one will bother you.
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I was drunk. I was on prescribed medication. I had diarrhea.
These were the excuses a New England man gave a judge in March when he was arraigned for mooning people on a bridge. He was fined $500. If only Paris Hilton used those same excuses, she might not be going to jail. Diarrhea is a golden excuse. She should use it when she's in the slammer and she has to mingle with the plebians. Just tell them you have diarrhea, dear. No one will bother you.
Technorati Tags: diarrhea, paris hilton, mooning
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