The Slutty Professor

Glimpse of porn in class leads teacher to resign
Dear Substitute Teacher,
Please make sure you show this instructional video about volcanoes to the kids. It's the one entitled "Hot Lava Eruptions: There She Blows."
Sincerely,
Ms. Kalabus

Poor teachers. All of a sudden they're in the news left and right, and not because they raised test scores or single-handedly changed a student's life. If it's not fatal attractions to students or promoting sex acts among students while they watch, it's being forced to resign because your porn accidentally got mixed up with the educational videos you show in class. I blame the porn industry. If it wasn't for their ambiguous titles, all of this could have been avoided. How easy is it to mistake "A Midsummer Night's Cream" for the PBS rendition of the famous Shakespearean play? Or "ET: The Extra Testicle" for your favorite movie when you were in school? And don't even get me started on "Good Will Humping" or "Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer's Stone." Still, the actual educational video I saw in Physiology class of a woman giving birth has scarred me far worse than porn ever has.

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