Top ten reasons to enjoy porn - Spotlight
Number 10 -- Your porn name. Need I say more?
Number 9 -- You can "help an insecure person not feel alone during sex."
Number 8 -- You can be "comical" while still pursuing a serious career in acting.
Number 7 -- Things like lingerie and manicures and makeup can all be tax deductions (for a woman this is HUGE).
Number 6 -- You can finally tell people what your ass tastes like.
Number 5 -- You give dumb college students a topic to write about for their school newspapers.
Number 4 -- Your "horrible boob job" and "some what distorted body" might encourage other women to seek out a more "legitimate" career path.
Number 3 -- You get paid to have sex. And you don't have to stand at the corner of Sunset and Vine or have dinner with a guy who spits while he chews.
Number 2 -- Everyone secretly wishes they were you.
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Number 1 -- You're probably smarter than this dumbass who wrote the article referenced above, and you're not paying thousands of dollars in tuition just so you can work in a cubicle someday.
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