Boobies!

I don't know what my obsession is with boobs lately. Perhaps it has to do with the current state of my mammaries, but it seems I am constantly checking out women's chests, clothed or unclothed, comparing them of course to my own, but entirely in a non-sexual manner. (I'm not THAT pervy, gawd.)

For example, as I was browsing through the naked photos of swingers on the swinger site we belong to, I found myself drawn to nipple pics. If there was a nipple pic, there I was studying it. Really studying it. Wondering if I have completely lost my affection for boobs now that my own have been reduced to becoming somewhat utilitarian in their purpose. Don't get me wrong, I am completely and utterly amazed at the lactation process, feeling grateful that I can experience such a wondrous aspect of motherhood, but at the same time, I sometimes feel like a cow. A very tired, very sleepy cow. And there are times when I wish that the pressure to produce could be lifted for a while and my boobs could go back to being the sexualized funbags they were before I gave birth.

But, long story short, this is just a very long-winded, TMI version of what I originally wanted to post, which is this:

Cops Hunt Bare-Breasted Bandits

Some 18-year-old guy got mugged by a girl gang dressed in overalls and nothing else. Just bare breasts covered strategically by overalls. I know, can you believe it? Overalls are soooo 90s.

Sounds like a CFNM Fantasy, if you ask me.

Fantasy Friday: CFNM Fun

There's nothing like a good CFNM Fantasy. In case you're wondering, CFNM stands for Clothed Female, Naked Male, and for those naughty women who like being in the position of control, and for those naughty men who like to bend over and take it, CFNM truly fulfills those wild fantasies.

Today's fantasy involves this not-so-far-fetched scenario: Three hookers encounter a customer who's full-on cute and horny as hell, but flat broke. What's a hooker with a heart of gold to do? Why, jack him off fully clothed, of course. And while she's at it, why doesn't she just enlist the help of her two bored hooker friends too? They're more than willing to tease and titillate the poor, sex-deprived john. I could go on and sarcastically spin this CFNM tale, but you'd much rather watch it wouldn't you? Click here.