But, Officer, I'm a PORN STAR.

Article about the Porn Star's liaison with a complicit highway patrol officer and excerpts from her blog detailing the events...

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And Another Thing...

Car sex man enjoys sex with cars - Metro.co.uk

In stunning news that will have wide ranging implications for many years to come, a man has been found who likes having sex with cars.

The details of mechanic Chris Donald's alleged romantic vehicular liaisons have been unearthed by (naturally) The Sun - who claim that in addition to a large number of cars, Mr Donald has also done the dirty with two boats and a jetski.

Mr Donald apparently says that his sexual fetish may have been triggered by formative childhood experiences watching Knight Rider.

'When I was a young boy I used to see human qualities in cars,' he says. 'As I grew up I noticed I was having feelings towards cars and they began catching my eye in a certain way.'

Dear Lord, Thank you for the wonderful bounty you have bestowed upon me. You are so gracious. Only You, in your infinite wisdom and wicked--nay, blessed--sense of humor could have allowed me the fortuitous websurfing that I encountered today. Why, it was only yesterday I was blogging about vehicular fetishes and the logistics of fornication with an automobile. And today, miraculously, what do I find in my news aggregator but this stunning news that will have wide ranging implications for many years to come. A man, perhaps lonely but most assuredly brave, inspired by the groundbreaking and mind-altering action/drama TV classic Knight Rider -- this truly courageous and emboldened man -- has declared his sexual proclivities to the world, and yes God, I am truly grateful for it. Now if You could only do something about that heinous Hilton girl, then my life will be spent in complete and utter servitude to You. Amen.

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Why Dontcha Marry It?

How to make love to a car - Wipipedia

The world is such an interesting place. Particularly the world of sex. It never ceases to amaze me or make me giggle, chortle, or chuckle to myself at the wonders of human imagination and the infinite possibilities for fetishes. Think of anything, ANYTHING, and there's a fetish for it. Plushies, balloon fetishists, pantyhose bondage, angora sweaters, hairy armpits,...the variations and flavors dazzle the mind. One day I will start a website completely devoted to people who have a fetish for busty Asian women knitting angora sweaters in the nude and doing crossword puzzles with their feet. I'm sure I'd make at least enough to buy my vanilla latte in the morning.

My Internet travels took me to a site that offered advice on How To Make Love To A Car. An interesting fetish to say the least; what really intrigues me are the logistics of it. There should be a how-to video attached. This reminded me of a funny SNL skit with Chris Parnell and an intimate moment with his automobile. (Random Trivia: We recently owned a dining table once belonging to Chris Parnell. I'm sure you're jealous.) Anyway, here's the link and the video. Ain't sex grand?


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Why is Nature Fucking So Interesting?

Bug Rape - The best home videos are here

So I came across this video today that drew me in like Anna Nicole Smith on the E! Channel. Watching things in nature mate is so goddamn interesting and, dare I say, fun to watch. I'm sure someone out there has a fetish for it, but all that aside, it's somewhat life affirming to see nature continue to do the most natural thing in the world. It's unfortunate that society has turned it into something to be ashamed of. On the other hand, perhaps the taboo surrounding it makes watching these nature fucking videos so fun.

Here's a picture we took in Fiji (on the last day of our honeymoon, no less). Ah, nature!



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