My Pet Thing

This is supposed to be a toy for kids...



...methinks it looks like a toy for adults. Like if someone decided to stick that handle up their ass, it'd be one scary motherfuckin appendage. And if it were actually for sale, methinks it wouldn't be long before someone decided to do just that.

It looks like some miniature pig mated with Vin Diesel's head and decided to use a merkin as a toupee.

I'm just sayin.

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