Beware of What Happens After Dark

First of all, Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone! If you aren't suffering from indigestion because of too much corned beef and cabbage or nursing what's sure to be a nasty hangover from too much green beer, consider this: Wikipedia. Now, it may seem like I'm new to the concept of the Internet and all this new-fangled technology, but I am amazed by what you can learn from Wikipedia these days. For example, that the comedian Sinbad is dead. That's news to me. Or that John Siegenthaler, the founding editorial director of USA Today, was responsible for the assassinations of John and Robert Kennedy.

If you're aware of the infamous mistakes that have gone uncorrected on Wikipedia, then it will not comfort you to know that there is now an adult version of the site, called Wiki After Dark. Actually, I don't know how long it's been around, but I just recently stumbled upon it after following a link about Nasal Sex. I think it's great that you can learn about such things on the World Wide Web, in the comfort of your own home, wondering silently to yourself if the person who contributed the article has ginormous nostrils. But, I'm somewhat disturbed by this wealth of information. Don't get me wrong, I'm not against it, but I don't want impressionable young pre-teens coming across incorrect information and upholding it as truth. Nor do I want horny, desperate perverted men with nothing better to do with their time contributing such articles just for kicks. 'Cuz I kinda get the feeling that these might be just the people who do write the articles for this site. Case in point: An article entitled "The Tricks and Treats" where stupid pet tricks like the Dirty Sanchez and the Veal Cutlet are listed and enumerated in detail. I'm picturing Dustin Dimond aka "Screech" having a light-bulb-above-his-head moment at his computer one night, and thus, a star was reborn.

There are, however, some good points to having sites like Wiki After Dark. Guys can learn how to go down on a girl without having to ask their dads and they can also learn how to shave their pubic hair without having to discreetly ask their older sister how she waxes her bikini line. So far, the only articles I've come across are obviously directed towards men -- how to's on titty fucking, eating a girl out, and giving a facial are just to name a few. Maybe now, my little brother will stop stealing my pornos and start using the computer to actually learn something, just like everyone else.

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