The Sun Online - TV: A jumbo tusk for scientists
MASTURBATING an elephant in the cause of science isn’t an easy job – just ask wildlife expert Dr Thomas Hildebrandt.
Just touching a jumbo penis – they measure more than 1.5metres when aroused – can have painful consequences as German scientist Dr Hildebrandt reveals.
He said: “One guy I know got a black eye from being hit by an elephant’s penis."
How'd you like to be the guy with the black eye having to explain to everyone how he got whacked in the head by an elephant's dong?
It’s a messy business as he massages Jackson’s prostate gland to produce 300ml of semen per orgasm – the equivalent of a can of Coke – which has to be airlifted in giant condoms across America to Christy.
Dumbo cumshot takes an eye out. News at 11.
When you think about it, this scientist should be applauded for doing the "hands-on" work necessary to keep our wildlife thriving. Actually, I find his job more noteworthy and noble than, say, being a car salesman or Paris Hilton's publicist. It would just be more difficult to explain on a resume.
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A can of Coke? That's it? That's usually what I pump out the third or fourth time around... :)
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